OH SHIT! the world is literally on fire, babies are being kept in cages and you’re stuck reading a description for a podcast about two stoners telling dick jokes and talking about things that happened 20 years ago. Bobby and Adam are back to discuss, with the passing of the legend Stan Lee, their favorite comic book characters going up, and apparently they’re favorite Bond movies? (yes James Bond is a godamn superhero per Bobby Moore), an action figure of Montell Williams and definitelynot Idris Elba, California bring on fire and of course, LeBron James hairline.
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Movmeber Bro, military vet, power lifter and 90’s action movie aficionado Matty P joins Bobby and Adam to talk about everything from apparently Matt’s favorite movie Speed with Keanu Reeves, what the best strippers names are, Bobby questions cheeses and Adam screams about football during lightning round.. which is the slowest lightning round of all time, ever.
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HAPPY HALLOWEENERS YOU SPOOKY BITCHES! Bobby and Adam get together with the boys from Swoll Time! Rambo and Mike join SAMPC who are dressed like idiots obviously, and discuss absolutely everything from why white gunman don’t get shot like after shooting up public places like black men minding their own business, to how important it is to stay in shape into 30s and Bobby sings a song and Rambo drops some Korean knowledge on y’all asses, and teaches us all how to boss up BBQ Beef style. be safe out there with your girlfriends kids, ya tu sabe.
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Bobby and Adam are back at it again! deeeep into the Autumn and fresh off the start of the NBA season, and fisticuffs from the Rockets and Lakers. Adam and Bobby dig deep down about how racism controlled how American history was taught in schools, why you should never get a Michael Jordan tattoo and Bobby does the greatest recap of Game of Thrones ever..
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The Puerto Rican Superproducer is BACK! Bobby and Adam have a random weeknight episode and are joined by the Bronx legend himself! the boys rip through topics and hot takes including: what would you do if you win the mega millions? the boys discuss Snoop Dogg FINALLY finding out who “keke” was in the Drake song. Drake and Kanye beef and the new information arising from the HBO special. Maywether getting SPICY at Canelo. Sam Darnold having a big ass face. Now.. what if Eli Manning went to the Jags. Bobby has a deep dive into battle rap. Canada legalized marijuana throughout the whole country, when is Jersey’s turn?
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WE LOST COUNT! no more number, just straight HEAT! Something for the honies. Derek Lewis is the great one. DC is still a bitch. Khabib v Conor. Bill Cosby gets slapped in the face with a chicken sandwich, the Situation is locked up for tax fraud. changing your image, and how your reputation precedes you.
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happy almost Halloween bitches! the boys are back in the Compound this week to get all Spoopy for October and evidently eat some butt! Bobby and Adam crack a bottle of Jameson (because apparently Sober October isn’t a thing in black households) and talk about the stuff the government is using to distract you from reverse engineering alien technologies to harness space travel.. things like JR Smith being 41 and getting a Supreme tattoo, even though they didn’t ask him to. Connor and Khabib are finally fighting this saturday, big homie CC Sabathia is and always will be a G. Jon Jones is back, so evidently fuck DC Kardashian’s just making mixed babies and doing nothing else, Kanye is washed and Bobby’s not beat for it but Bobby Light is wearing Yeezys RIGHT NOW!
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SAMPCxShot Callers! the boys are joined by Taylor and Steve from Callin the Shots Podcast and Brother Ming! Ming Chen! watching the Monday night football game and drinking some of Ron Jeremy's rum.. enjoy the episode, and swing for the fences, motherfucker.
fresh off week 2 of the NFL season, about a QP of green and a bucket of coffee the boys are BACK! Josh Gordon was released to open the show, then Bobby and Adam hit the ground runnnnnning just in time for your monday commute! don't worry, they do talk about something us, like how likely is it that Superman will and for that matter should be black, or for that matter Michael B. Jordan. so light an L, honk the horn and twerk that ass SAMPC is back Daddy.
September is off to a crazy start but Bobby and Adam are here to break it allll down for you.. Cardi B and Nicki Minaj got in a fight,so did faith Evans and Mary J. Blige.. Then George Zimmerman threatened JayZ and Beyoncé,Kayne and lil pump have a strange video out, Elon Musk smokes weed on Rogan, talks Flat Earth, Flying Cars, AI taking over the planet and going to Mars, Burt Reynolds dies of drowning in pussy for 88 years Mac Miller dies on friday apparent overdose. and week two of Lightning Round!
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Oh shit it’s September, which means white girls are dusting off their north faces and the Pumpkin Spice is flowing like the Gulf of Mexico during hurricane season and it’s football season bitches! SAMPC is back at it with Lightning Round, NFL hot takes and surprisingly have an intelligent conversation about the complexities of the ever growing police state developing in America in today’s day and age, and also talk about licking two buttholes at the same time. enjoy!
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Good Morning and Gawdamn! Bobby and Adam fresh off too much caffeine and preparing to run off to a show stop in to the compound to record a GEM of an episode, to discuss the Urban Meyer drama, Sean Connery’s birthday, waaaaay too much talk about Tim Tebow, the impending NSFW Podcast Fantasy Football draft and Robin Leach from Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous passed away, and what’s the most baller thing we’ve ever seen in a celebrities house?
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You wanted it, so you got it! this episode is literally Bobby and Adam get baked like cakes and talk about sports! i mean, you’d think that’d be the entire synopsis of SAMPC, but you’re.. well, very right.
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oh snaps, Bobby Moore and Adam Simmons are back! this week after being stood up by former Puerto Rican Super Producer Danny, the boys dro-dro-dro-drop it like it’s hot and discuss self love, self value, eating ass, and how slavery is still a thing thanks to the over populated/under regulated penal system and oh yeah FOOTBALL IS BACK! It’s one for the record books beloveds, so grab some cranberry red bull spark an L and enjoy the show! #SAMPC
the boys are back, in their sundays best and they’re joined by Mr. 5th Round himself Stand Up Comedian, top level beef provider Angelo Gingerelli! Bobby and Adam are back on their bullshit with the hot hot takes on how far is heaven, where is hell exactly, proper blowjob technique, tips for Jehovah’s Witnesses, eating alligator in Kansas and obviously LeBron James and finish off with a deep debate about hip hop and who had a bigger impact on the modern culture in the rap game.
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The boys are joined by the Retro Icon WhoisLyf! (his IG) and from the jump the Bobby Adam and Lyf hit it off to talk about living on tour, his Skittles project, being a white rapper, the rap game and how it’s evolved, being 24 and what music means to us.. and Princess Peach mouth kisses everyone.
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It’s National Ice Cream day and the boys are joined by the infamous Cousin Jim and it gets hectic, quick. Bobby and Adam talk about Brendan Schaub v Dana White, why the best wings in America from a Strip Club in Atlanta, and Bobby shares a story about selling Oregano to two chinese girls and apparently trading counterfeit money for fake drugs? and in a possible future business venture Bobby Light asks what’s the market for flavored dildos? listen to it all right now on #SAMPC
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Ohhhhhhhhh snaps! the boys are joined by Taylor and Steve from the Callin' the Shots Podcast, bringing with them some mimosas and apparently the idea that tequila belongs in your morning coffee? Together the two shows become one powerful unstoppable comedy machine called the Four Horsemen. who's show is it? I dunno.. who's responsible for the uploads and downloads.. I dunno? but it's two hours long, and filled with chaos, enjoy the ride and don't forget to like rate and subscribe to both SAMPC and Callin the Shots!
the BOoOoOoOoYyYyYsS are back in ToOoOoWwWnNn! crack out the mimosas, because the boys are on their brunch shit and they're are in the presence of the return of Will Cruz and Rasheed Rossi aka Adv3ntures! believe the HOT TAKES are flying around on this episode. the boys discuss the state of Hip Hop, the Top ten cereals of all time, the proper amount of pulp for orange juice, and how the Adv3ntures boys have been, no that its pool party season!
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Bobby and Adam get together on a rainy monday night, crack the wine open and dive SO deep into everything from the week, XXXtensions being shot to death, Trump is building a Spaceforce! and somehow the boys dove incredibly deep into sports for NO REASON who’s the greatest Wide Receiver of all time? the best Quartback? we don’t know either! but it hasn’t stopped us from talking about it! #SAMPC you already know baby boiiiiii
Stood-up by their guest, again.. Bobby and Adam put a pot of coffee on and discuss the tragedy of the NBA finals, the upcoming NOME 8, the potential for life on mars and Alien life under water, Bobby opens his mind and questions how we’re humans created: creationism v evolution. and why people didn’t evolve with Back Titties. we touch on Anthony Bourdain, and how important he was to both Adam and Bobby Light. and Bobby learns about Black Spider-man.
Bobby and Adam crush a bottle of wine, and discuss a whole slew of topics from cheesy science fiction movies, the new Spawn movie staring Jamie Foxx, how cool was ECW?! URL battle rap tournament is going down! Law and Order SUVRAPE should be a real thing, Trump disinvited the Eagles cause they kneel for the anthem, Push v Drake is over? but is it really really?
HOT TAKES, GET YA HOT HOT TAKES! Bobby and Adam start your Memorial Day Weekend off with that FIRE! (rap horn rap horn). topics they cover this week: Morgan Freeman gets accused of sexual harassment, While beefs between tekashi and casanova.. jcole and lil pump end their beef with an interview all while Drake and Pusha T spark a beef. People are accusing Amber rose and wiz's son of being gay bc he fans for Taylor Swift, The internet never fails by harassing Kendrick Lamar and a fan for saying the N word, yes THAT N word. The NFL rule change regarding kneeling during the National Anthem Robot Alexa is a spy for the government and Bobby found a genius way for prisoner's to make money while locked up.
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the boys are joined by the soulful Fern and Pom from Foes of Fern to discuss the most recognizable theme songs from TV shows, touring and how delicious gas station ice cream COULD be and Matt dropped a brand new song live on the air! keeping it loose, keeping it Folky.